100 things about me.

My friend Chris recently did a blog like this and it got me thinking about it, so I decided to do this.

1) I lived in South Africa for two years.
2) When I go and get fast food I cant just go to one place. I go to Jack in the Box for tacos, Mcdonalds chicken sandwiches, Arby's curly fries, etc....
3) I love movies
4) I like the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes".
5) I will typically cry or at least tear up during romantic comedies.
6) I like Justin Timberlake.
7) I have 4 real friends in this world: Chris P, Anson L, Phil G and Josh S.
8) I love sports.
9) I hate corporate america.
10) I dont like policies that dont make sense, for example at UPS I couldnt have a goatee.
11) I secretly want to deliver packages for UPS.
12) I somewhat secretly want to be the "King of Queens".
13) I am trying to mold my body after the King of Queens and P.S. I think I am just about there.
14) I love buying new cars.
15) I love to fish in good fishing places.
16) I cant stand rude people.
17) I hate the New York Yankees.
18) I hate Yankees (Definition, people from the Northeast US.)
19) I very much dislike the French.
20) I can juggle three balls.
21) I am a great whistler.
22) I once got licks in Elementary School for writing on the sidewalk with a chalk rock after I was told not to.
23) When I was 14 I took of in my parents car and drove 10 miles away to my baseball game because my ride forgot to pick me up.
24) The once won a hierogliphics contest in 10th grade.
25) The only raffle I have ever won scored me a new set of elementary school shoe laces.
26) The decision to marry my wife Tina was and is the best decision I have ever made.
27) I am afraid of spiders.
28) I am afraid of sharks.
29) I got a 19 on my ACT's.
30) I got a 1150 on my GRE's.
31) After my first semester of college I had a .90 GPA
32) I take enjoyment from asthetic beauty and art.
33) The majority of the reading I have done in my life has been done in the bathroom. (Including this blog.)
34) When I was young I tried to play Superman and jumped of the bed and landed on my face and knocked out my front tooth.
35) When I was 6 years old my family was hit from behind by a Semi and we were lucky to have survived it.
36) I got my appendix removed in South Africa.
37) I have never broken a bone.
38) I have never had a cavity.
39) I love to cook and one day will go to culinary arts school if for no other reason because I want to.
40) I have never been in a car accident while I was driving.
41) I love baseball hats.
42) I love the movie "Sky High". Not sure why.
43) I have always wanted to learn to play the piano.
44) My favorite calling of all time in the church was working with the Young Men.
45) I have a bachelor degree in Kinesiology
46) I have changed my major in the past at least 20 times.
47) I am addicted to salt and probably eat at least 3 times what the normal person does.
48) I dont like going to the movie unless I can eat buttered popcorn.
49) I love doritos.
50) My favorite pizza in the world is St Elmos pizza in South Africa.
51) I havent owned a cell phone in 5 years.
52) I like snakes.
53) I have a scar on my hand from getting bit by a penguin.
54) I love squirrels.
55) I have a Welsh Pembroke Corgi named "Homer".
56) For lunch I just ate 3 tacos, 1 burrito, 3 egg rolls and a large size portion of Pepper Steak with Fried Rice. (I am still working on that King of Queens figure).
57) I am obsessive compulsive about my hands. I wash them probably at least a dozen times a day.
58) When I was about 12 I was almost killed by my brother in the mountains when he pushed a tree in my direction almost knocking me into a fast moving river with a 80 foot drop just 20 yards away.
59) I have knocked myself out with a water hose with a sprinkler on the end of it.
60) I chew my finger nails.
61) I got my left ear pierced when I was 16 years old.
62) I once tried out at a professional baseball camp.
63) I tried to walk on at the University of Wyomings' baseball team. Didnt make it.
64) I have been the starting point guard for a basketball team that played in the state championship.
65) I am a huge Cowboy, Maverick and Texas Ranger fan. It is not a good time to be however.
66) My favorite meal is Chicken Fried Steak with Mashed Potatos and gravy.
67) Every time I see a pretty grass field I just want to go and throw the football around in it with friends.
68) When I was young I loved GI Joe, Transformers, He-Man and Muscles.
69) I dont like scary movies.
70) I have 20/20 vision.
71) I had braces for a year and a half.
72) I have two nicknames: General and Ed.
73) I have a 2 week old daughter and a 6 year old son.
74) We live about 3 miles from Deon Sanders house.
75) I hate Kansas more than any state in the union. But probably not as bad as the Yankee states so maybe I should change this one.
76) I could loose 80lb's and still be considered overweight according to the weight charts.
77) I have held cobra's, python's and boa's.
78) I would have riden an Ostrich but I was to fat, the Ostrich couldnt hold me.
79) I have never cheated on anyone in any relationship ever.
80) I have learned by experience that spinning a motorcycle around in the loose gravel is not as easy as the movies make it out to be. I had to walk home bloody on the entire right side of my body.
81) I have been to Montana where they have the annual testicle festival. True story.
82) No matter what I seem to accomplish personaly I still feel like I have accomplished nothing.
83) I have plantar fascitis from trying to finish and graduate with my bachelors degree during a past summer. I needed 4 PE classes. So I took Swimming, Soccer, Tennis and Aerobic Dance (Yeah I said it Aerobic Dance). I took them all back to back to back to back. It was about 6 straight hours every single day for 2 months.
84) I belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
85) I am naturaly warm blooded.
86) One of my younger brothers pitches for the BYU baseball team.
87) When I was young I used to break dance and perfomed in some school competitions.
88) I dont listen to music on the radio. I listed to sports talk radio all day long at work.
89) When I was 13 I saw our family dog Erica get run over by a Mack Truck.
90) I used to catch lizards when I was a kid.
91) I onced scored 7 goals in a soccer game.
92) I used to play indoor soccer.
93) I have never caught a foul ball at a baseball game. I have dodged one though.
94) I cant light a match with my beard.
95) The best sandwich I have ever paid for was at Quiznos and was the Prime Rib Sandwich on Garlic Bread.
96) One of the greatest sports moments of my life was when the RedSox came back to beat the Yankees in 3 straight games. Not because I like Boston but because I hate the Yankees.
97) I love cricket.
98) I love rugby.
99) Sister Meyer in South Africa is still one of the best cooks I have ever seen.
100) Once a person has truly gained my love and trust they can do nothing to loose it unless they betray that trust or screw me over. As long as they dont do that I will defend them to the death.