Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Kids, you gotta love'em.
Isnt having children great? You get to enjoy so many new experiences that you otherwise would not get. Like little hugs from little hands. Smiles that could be gas but we prefer to think of them as chosen responses. Cute little shrieks and cries that tickle our ears. Oh yeah and who could forget when you go to give your kids a kiss on the mouth and right as your open mouth touches their lips they spit up projecting regurgitated breast milk in your mouth and down your face. Good times. And who could forget the time I was changing my sons diaper over 5 years ago and he let out a cannon shot of excrement that splattered on the wall about 2 feet away. Good times. Life changing experiences. I will never forget them.
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Yo yo yo. Gettin' funky on the mic like an old batch of collared greens... Owen did the same thing one time with a cannon shot of poo, but I was in the line of fire. He splattered mustard colored diarrhea all over my chest and arms.
Sweet, I still cant believe the Feet per Second speed that the ecrement exited at.
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